An Unlikely Adoption
While it may be Halloween, and that time of year when people associate black cats with all things evil and spooky, I can assure you that they are not. They are as loving, smart, and joyful as any other cat. Which is probably why black cats find us. Three cats have adopted us over the past 25 years and taught us that they are some of the most extraordinary felines who walk this earth. Our latest cat came to us in a less-than-usual way.
I was at the supermarket on a busy Tuesday before the Fourth of July. The place was jammed, and my cart was half full when my phone rang.
“Hello?”
“This is the Justice of the Peace. Our mutual friend, Tappy, gave me your phone number. I understand that you like cats,” he said.
I didn’t respond right away, as I was thinking, ‘huh?’
“That’s right,” I finally said.
“Good, good, I like cats, too. A short while ago an associate found a small kitten inside her pickup truck’s wheel well, sitting on a tire. She brought it into the office. It’s a real cute little thing. She can’t take another cat, I can’t take another cat, and no one in my office can either. Tappy stopped in for a visit, saw the kitten, said you recently lost your cat, and suggested I call you.
“Uh, that’s true,” I stammered. “I did lose my 14-year-old cat recently. It was kind of sudden. Not sure if we’re ready for another cat.”
“Just come in and take a look at him. I think it’s a him, maybe it’s a her.” Silence. “Yep, it’s definitely him, I just looked.”
I almost burst out laughing as I stood in the cereal aisle, visualizing this judge lifting the kitten’s tail to check out his gender.
“So, what do you think?” he asked. “He’s real sweet and very affectionate. Can you come by my office? I’m leaving in 20 minutes.”
I looked down at my cart full of groceries. “I’m a half hour away and I'm in the middle of shopping. I can’t make it in 20 minutes, besides that I really need to bring my husband, so he can see the kitten, too. He’s got a Boy Scouts meeting tonight and won’t be free till after 8:00. How about we come by in the morning?”
“No, no, I’d like to find this little guy a home tonight. Y’all come by my office when your husband gets home. Here’s my cell …….call me.” And he hung up.
I stood there a little stunned, then phoned my husband. He wasn’t too excited about the prospect of bringing an unknown kitten into our home. We did agree that the dog had been grieving and lonely since our cat passed away. We’d been hesitating to look for another. Nevertheless, we phoned the judge later that evening, and as promised, he met us at his office. We walked into the break room and there was the tiniest little black kitten I’d ever seen scurrying all around the room like little flashes of black lightning. In one corner was the lid of a computer paper box filled with litter, and in another corner was a plate of tuna and a bowl of water. We no sooner sat at the table than the kitten ran up my husband’s pant leg, laid in his lap, and began purring with a rumble that sounded like one of the trains roaring through the middle of town. He stared up at my husband with piercing, iridescent, green eyes.
“See? Isn’t he sweet?” the judge asked. “I don’t think he’s very old. He keeps trying to nurse on my fingers.”
As if on cue, the kitten got into my lap and began trying to suckle on one of my fingers, and kneading my thighs. That’s when I discovered that he had teeth like little razors and claws as sharp as pins. Nevertheless, he was adorable. I fell for him hard and fast and wondered what happened to his mama and how he ended up on that tire.
The judge stared at us, “Well?”
I looked at my husband, down at the kitten, and back at the judge.
“You gonna take him?” he asked again. We nodded.
“Great! You’re gonna love him. So, what are you going to name him?”
“I don’t know,” I answered, hunching my shoulders. “We’ll have to wait and see what name fits him.”
On the way home, the irony of another black cat did not escape us. This was the third black cat to make its way into our lives. I wondered if maybe cats have their own internet with pages of potential humans, and their locations, where cats, especially black cats, can go to find a loving home. How else did black cats keep finding us?
The kitten moved right into our house, and even though he weighed only two pounds, he terrified our 15-pound dog. The second he saw the kitten, our wussy dog shook like he was stuck outdoors in a snow drift, his ears flattened against his head, and his tail curled up between his legs. He looked at me with confusion and fear. “It’s just a tiny kitten,” I told him. “He isn’t going to replace you. He’s your new buddy.” The dog let out a snort, as he often does when something bothers him, turned, and slithered away. The kitten ignored him and marched around our house like he owned the place.
Though we had no idea what this new cat would be like, over the following weeks and months the kitten’s antics kept us constantly laughing; like the day he barreled down a long hallway into the bathroom and took a flying leap for the toilet. He must have assumed that the lid was closed, as it usually is, only that time it wasn’t. Fortunately, the water was clean, and he got quite a dunking. He howled, well, screamed actually, until I rescued him, wrapped him in a towel, and dried him off. That was the last time he attempted that maneuver.
His main amusement is hunkering down around corners waiting for the dog to saunter by. Then he leaps high in the air like a trapeze artist, landing squarely on the dog’s back, attempting to ride him as though our sweet dog is a bucking bronco. Watching the dog trying to shake him off is better entertainment than the comedians on late-night television. The dog starts wailing, the kitten responds with what sounds like squeals of delight, and on and on it goes. Usually, his forays into terrorizing the dog take so much energy that shortly after he collapses on a chair or the floor and falls into a deep sleep, only to wake up an hour later and start bothering the dog all over again.
The kitten is now a two-and-a-half-year-old cat. He has grown out of his worst kitten habits, like pouncing on my face in the middle of the night and chomping down on my nose or cheek with those sharp little teeth. For months I didn’t sleep through the night and I bore not-so-attractive scratches and love bites all over my face. I looked like a teenager with a bad case of zits. There were nights that I wondered why I let the judge talk me into this. Then I would remember how much I absolutely adore this little guy. How he would burrow himself under the covers and nestle against my chest, purring until he fell asleep. Our vet reassured us that after he had his manhood removed at six months old, he would calm down, and his sharp baby teeth would be replaced by normal adult teeth. And thank goodness, he did, losing all interest in gnawing on my face.
As for the two fur kids, they have learned to get along and life in our household is peaceful once again. Mostly. Every once in a while though, the cat unmercifully attacks the dog who looks up at me as though to say “Mom, what were you thinking?”